Enjoy your time at my place of exile. Who am I? I am the Oregon Exile.
I was exiled from the beautiful state of Oregon by the Rain Spirits. I didn't like the rain of
the Northwest and even spoke very badly about the rain on many occasions. Due to the unchecked manner
of my comments, the Rain Spirits exiled me to the deserts of the Southwest. My heart is still in
Oregon, but the sole is in Arizona. Now this Orezonian roams the desert southwest wondering what it will take to win
forgiveness from the Rain Spirits. Uncertain as to what it will take, I walk this earth looking for answers.
Join me on my journey.
Now For a Little Humor
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me," replies the patron.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"
Now For a Little News
